Pregnancy Pick Up Lines

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Damn baby, your womb is fat!

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the baby.

Got milk? I do!

Hey baby, how do you like these cankles?

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.

Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.

Is there a bakery around? Cause I smell something in the OVEN!

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

Sex is supposed to help induce labor. Let's get me dilated.

Sexy cankles!

There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.