Food

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

I love french fries but I love you more.

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.

I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're beautiful.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.

Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.

Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.

Is your name Halwa? Cause you taste so sweet.

I’d love to dig into a plate of you...

I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.

I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Mmm girl! You so sweet I’m gonna get diabetes!

My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

Today's the day! May the curves be ever in your favor, you're all fineapples.

Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

We go together like a burger and fries.

We should pear up!

Will you be the burger to my smash.

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?

Would you like me to butter your muffin?

You are the glaze to my donut.

You attract a lot of foodstuff. Baseline, you're attractive.

You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all...

You can scramble my egg.

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.

You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.

You're all I've ever wanted me when it comes to food.

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

You're like an appetizer, cause you always come first.

You're the ketchup to my fries.

You're the Nutella to my spoon.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.