Skyrim Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious skyrim pick up lines for teens and adults.



Once you go Khajiit you'd prefer to stay off you feet.
Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.
Sorry about your knee. I was aiming for your heart.
There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.
Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.
When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.
Will you be the arrow in my knee?
Would you hold my dragon bone...?
You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.
You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.


You have to be made of Skooma, cause I just got hooked on you.
You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...
You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.
You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.
You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you're striking.
You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
You're hotter than a flame atronach.
You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.


You’ve got to be a master of illusion, simply because all I see is you.

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