Pirates Pick Up Lines

I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!

I'm the butt pirate, I'm here for your booty.

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

I've sailed the seven seas, yet ye be the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.

If i were a pirate i would bury you with love because baby you're my greatest treasure!

If you pull out your treasure map, I'll show you where the booty is.

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

Is that an X on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!

I’m hooked on you.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Lemme plunder that booty!

Let me shipwreck between your thighs

Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

Let me stick my cannon in your porthole.

Let me swab your poopdeck.

Like to climb a pirate mast?

Make like a lazy pirate and give up the booty.

Me cannon’s primed and loaded.

Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!

My Jolly Roger ain't gonna raise itself.

My Roger wants to give you the jollies.

Nice chest - now let me see that booty!

Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin’?

Nice poop deck on you lady. Care for a swabbin'?

Nice ship, wanna fuck?

Our love could withstand even the roughest of seas.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

Pardon me, but would ye mind if i fired me cannon through your porthole?

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

Prepare to be boarded!

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

That be a nice poop deck.

That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

That's the finest pirate's booty I've ever layed eyes on.

That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there!

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

Wanna see my wooden leg?

Want ta help me bury me treasure?

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

Would you like to compare our treasure? Because my crown jewels would look great in yerr teasure chest.