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With you around, Pride Rock isn't the only thing hard.Lion King
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  • Submitted by: Scott Fillman
Would you like a tour of my kingdom?
You are part of the circle of my life.Lion King
You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.Aladdin
You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.Donald Duck
You don't need a fast pass for this attraction.
You might be a lady but I'll make you my tramp tonight.Lady and the Tramp
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.Cinderella
You must be Pumbaa 'cause baby -- I've got no worries.The Lion King
You're looking tiggerific!Winnie the Pooh


You're worth melting for.Frozen
Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.Alice in Wonderland
Your castle or mine?

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