Computer Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious computer pick up lines for teens and adults.
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...
Want to see my Red Hat?
Well, if that’s how you feel, I guess it’s time to upgrade.
You auto-complete me.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You can toggle my analog stick any time.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You make my software turn into hardware!
You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon... very hot.
Your homepage or mine?
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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