Running

I'll break your leg if you break mine.

I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.

I'm not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.

I'm not sure if it was this run or you that took my breath away.

Is it allergy season? Because you run faster than my nose.

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Charity? Because my heart is racing for you.

It's a good thing I'm wearing these compression tights...

I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.

Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Let's strengthen our hips together!

My love for you is like an ultra-marathon. It goes on and on.

My name is garmin, will you take me running everyday?

On a scale of 1-10 you're a 26.2

Ouch! I scraped my knee falling for you.

Roses are red violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.

Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

So is this your first 5k?

The best stretchest are partner stretches.

The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

Wanna be my cross training?

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.

What's your PR? Cuz if you went out with me you would be mine.

When it comes to love, I am in it for the long run.

When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.

Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

You can stop running after your dreams. I'm right here.

You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you.

You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

You must be a cross country course, because you take my breath away.

You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.

You run faster than my nose in allergy season.

Your PR isn't the only number I want to know.

Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?

Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.

You’ve got more curves than a race track.