Fitness

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows.

Lift and chill?

Me without you is like a lift without weights.

My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Need a little protein?

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

So when I add more weight does it make it harder or easier?

The elliptical isn't the only thing thats got my heart rate elevated!

The map to my heart is located on the veins of my left arm.

They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?

This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Why don't you come thrust your hips on my ez bar?

Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out somewhere else?

Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?

Would you spot me, cause I sure spotted you.

Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

You must be an athlete because you ran away really fast with my heart.

You need some protein with that shake?

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

You workout pretty hard...

You're the protien to my shake.

Your grunting noises aren't at all intimating and I'd love to take you out.

Your pace or mine?