Military Pick Up Lines

Wanna ride my torpedo?

When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.

You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it’s your bra.

You served our country, I wanna serve you.

You'll love my weapon. Wanna help me shoot it?

You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.