Pick Up Lines for the Backyard Homesteader

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?

Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?

We should combine our hearts... Get it? Combine? Like the tractor?

We were made for each other: I'm a rake and you're a hoe.

Were you born on a chicken farm? Cause you sure now how to raise a cock.

Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?

Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?

Why plow the fields when u can plow me.

Will you drive the truck while I load bales?

Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.

You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.

You have beautiful calves.

You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?

You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.

You smell like silage and sunshine.

You'd sure look good in my milking boots.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

You’re so dirty.

You’re so tasty, I bet you don’t need a certification.