Polar Vortex

While that actually is an icicle in my pants I'm still happy to see you.

Who needs a fire when they stand next to someone as hot as you!?

Who wants to touch a vagicicle?

You and I might feel like -30 degrees, but multiplying two negative numbers makes a positive.

You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

You can expect more than a few inches tonight.

You have the sexiest set of chapped lips I’ve ever seen.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

You must be a white-out condition, cuz all I see is you.

You're the only hand-warmer I need.

Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.

You´re hot. I'm Cocoa. We'd go well together.