Haunted

Is that your enhanced radiation warhead or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because my reflection is coming out of them and trying to kill me.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

Is your dad a warlock? 'Cause you look like you've just been summoned from Hell.

Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

Meet me at the bone yard. We can summon a lot more than spirits.

Meet me inside Davy Jones’ Locker, I’ll be Neptune, you be my staff.

Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

The skeleton over there didn't have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Wanna bone?

Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

What's a bad ghoul like you doing in a place like this?

What's a ghoul like you doing in a haunted house like this?

What's a ghoul like you, doing in a place like this?

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this?

When you take over me I feel so possessed!

Would you be my boooooooo?

You are everything I never knew I always wanted... to kill, and dress, and stuff, and keep you in my mother's old room.

You can exercise me by letting me sexercise you!

You had me at boo!

You had me at the third Bloody Mary.

You haunt my every sleeping hour.

You have such beautiful eyes. Can I have them?

You look boo-tiful.

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

You look like a witch who's been goblin broomsticks.

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night.

You seem like a nice ghoul, you into black guys?

You want to feel what goes bump in the night.

You're a dead ringer for the love of my life.

You're hauntingly beautiful...

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Your haunted house or mine?