Tiger Woods Pick Up Lines

Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Can I drive my balls into your rough?

Don't worry i never put it in the wrong hole.

efore we tee off, how about you wash my balls?

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Hey baby, you've got the best back nine I've seen all year.

Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?

How many holes can I use my wood on today?

I already have 16 affairs. Might as well have another, right?

I am good at coming from behind...

I am not Tiger Woods, but I’m a tiger, wood, and I.

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

I'm half black in all the right places.

I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?

I'm Tiger Woods!

It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Wanna polish my iron?

Wanna see my flop shot?

Wanna see my putter?

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

Will you kiss my balls for good luck?