Pickup Line Rejections, Responses and Comebacks


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pickup line rejections, responses and comebacks for teens and adults.



Man: Hi, I’m a millionaire! Woman: Hi, I work for the IRS.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.


Man: I’d like to call you. What’s your number? Woman: It’s in the phone book. Man: But I don’t know your name. Woman: That’s in the phone book too.
Man: I’d really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there...
Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can not talk and laugh at the same time!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

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