Pickup Line Rejections, Responses and Comebacks

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pickup line rejections, responses and comebacks for teens and adults.

Line: Is your Dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns! Comeback: Is your Dad a plumber? Cause you’re a piece of sh*t.
Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out! Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.
Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady. You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up? Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday? Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That’s funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!
Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together? Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Man: Do you want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.
Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!
Man: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

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