Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious politics for teens and adults.

I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.
I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
If you were a president , you would be Babe- Rahman Lincoln.

I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.
I’d like to know your opinion about my survey.
I’d love to have a discussion with you about Dick and Bush.
Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.
My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.
The Gettysburg speech was brief, but something I do not know.
The national debt is the only one that is on the rise.
The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

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