Musical Pick Up Lines

I'd like to finger your fret board.

I'd love to strum your g-string.

I'll let you be the dominant.

I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.

If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.

If you were a solo, I'd give you a superior rating.

Im gonna make you go up an octave.

Is that a fugue I hear? Because we're about to get entangled.

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!

Let's make music on my sheets.

Let's make some sweet music together, honey.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.

Lets have a tonic and get to your root.

Me and you are perfectly tuned together.

Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.

Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

So you're on drumline, wanna give first bass a try?

So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

Wanna strum my g-string?

Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

Will you help with with my French technique?

Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

Would you like to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp to me.

You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

You are treble-y cute.

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

You know, musicians have great rhythm.

You make me crescendo.

You make my heart go all staccato.

You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!

You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!

you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.