Kissing Pick Up Lines

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?

Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

Kiss me, I play card games!

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

Kiss me, I’m NOT Irish!!!

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?

Kissing is the language of love, care for a conversation?

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?The Little Mermaid

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.Andrew Jackson

My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.

Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.The Little Mermaid

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.

Will you kiss my balls for good luck?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you.Flesh and the Devil

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.Gone with the Wind

You wan't an Aussie kiss? It's like french but down under.

Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.