Food


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food for teens and adults.



If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're beautiful.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Annabelle
If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: l e x x
Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.


Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
Is your name Fajita? Because you’re sizzling.
Is your name Halwa? Cause you taste so sweet.
I’d love to dig into a plate of you...
I’d love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Greg R.


I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Mmm girl! You so sweet I’m gonna get diabetes!
My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Derrick G
That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

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