Food


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food for teens and adults.



I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
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  • Submitted by: Arlene Becker
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.


I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
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  • Submitted by: Chloe
I love french fries but I love you more.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.


I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
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  • Submitted by: Jameson
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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  • Submitted by: Dan
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
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  • Submitted by: scOtt

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