Food


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food for teens and adults.



Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh?
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Marc
Hey baby...wanna taste my crushed red pepper?
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Raymond
Hey girl are you a Soupe à L’oignon ? Because I wanna eat you!
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Jesus K


Hey girl, how are you with eatin' good in the neighborhood?
  • Food
  • Submitted by: B J
Hey girl, how would you like to taste the flavor of now?
Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Dionna
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
  • Food
  • Submitted by: asdkf


I always hand whip my cream.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: IWantYou
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you.
  • Food
  • Submitted by: Joe Nwangwa
I believe in eating all organic.
I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

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