Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

Why don't we go back to your place and rut?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Daniel Komando
Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?
Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Sheldon P.
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do round the back of the dumpsters.
You are one hoot mama!

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You have sssssuch beautiful ssssskin, I'd love to ssssee you sssssshed it
You know, when I was standing over there, I said to myself "that is one fine looking pussy.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
You scratch my arse, I'll scratch yours.

You wanna see a donkey show?
You're a hen, I'm a cock, I suppose a cluck's out of the question?
You're anus smells amazing!
You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?
Your butt is so moreish!

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