Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

Suppose a gobble is out of the question?
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Trust me, I'm not a cheetah.Leopard
Wanna neck?Giraffe
Wanna see my blow hole?

Wanna see my nuts?Chipmunk
Wanna squeal like a pig?
Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Jean Brooks
Want to come back to my place and see my leavings?
Want to make like rabbits?

Want to see what else fits in a pouch?Kangaroo
Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?
Well you know what they say about men with big hooves.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
What's a nice piece of pussy like you doing at a vet's like this?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Vincenzo B.

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