Animal Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.
Suppose a gobble is out of the question?
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Trust me, I'm not a cheetah.Leopard
Wanna see my blow hole?
Wanna see my nuts?Chipmunk
Wanna squeal like a pig?
Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?
Want to come back to my place and see my leavings?
Want to make like rabbits?
Want to see what else fits in a pouch?Kangaroo
Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?
Well you know what they say about men with big hooves.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
What's a nice piece of pussy like you doing at a vet's like this?
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