Animal Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
If I were a squirrel id chuck my nuts up your hole.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.
If you think my neck is long...Giraffe
Is that a kangaroo in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?Kangaroo
Is that enough foreplay, or should I hump your leg some more?
Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?
Is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?
Is your bare, baboon butt red because it's just biological? Or is it because it's just so HOT?
Let's go back to my place, baby, and do some 'nip.
Let's have sex before dinner.Mantis
Let's rub our hind legs together & make beautiful music.
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