Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I like a full figured girl.Rhino
I like the way you moooooo-ve.Cow
I like to take my time.Snail

I like your pouch.Kangaroo
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Joella Jobst
I must have been a real good boy, because you're a real treat.
I see a human! Want to hide together?
I want you at the top of my food chain.
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Jared Ingram
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.

I'll buy you a puppy.
I'll let you nibble my seed-stick?
I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.
I'm hung like a donkey!
I'm not wearing any pants.

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