Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

You wanna see a donkey show?
You're a hen, I'm a cock, I suppose a cluck's out of the question?
You're anus smells amazing!
You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?
Your butt is so moreish!
Your cave encrusted in guano or mine?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.

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