Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.
If you think my neck is long...Giraffe
Is that a kangaroo in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?Kangaroo
Is that enough foreplay, or should I hump your leg some more?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: kendall.white
Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?
Is there room enough for me in your gopher hole?
Is your bare, baboon butt red because it's just biological? Or is it because it's just so HOT?
Let's go back to my place, baby, and do some 'nip.
Let's have sex before dinner.Mantis
Let's rub our hind legs together & make beautiful music.

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Look, love, you're a star nosed mole so you can't afford to by choosy, wanna do it?
Looking at you makes me drool. Of course everything really makes me drool.
Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.
My tongue goes places you've only dreamed about.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Tarra Ensminger
One camel to another... Wanna Hump?
Put your junk in my trunk.Elephant
Quit lion, you sexy thing.

She is a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Sheeps, I'm flattered!
So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake".
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Angela Malsbury
So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?
So, do you like it... Ruff?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: harry.potter
So? Your nest or mine?
Suppose a gobble is out of the question?
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Trust me, I'm not a cheetah.Leopard

Wanna neck?Giraffe
Wanna see my blow hole?
Wanna see my nuts?Chipmunk
Wanna squeal like a pig?
Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Jean Brooks
Want to come back to my place and see my leavings?
Want to make like rabbits?
Want to see what else fits in a pouch?Kangaroo
Want to spend the rest of my 7 day life cycle with you?

Well you know what they say about men with big hooves.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
What's a nice piece of pussy like you doing at a vet's like this?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Vincenzo B.
Why don't we go back to your place and rut?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Daniel Komando
Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?
Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Sheldon P.
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do round the back of the dumpsters.
You are one hoot mama!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

You have sssssuch beautiful ssssskin, I'd love to ssssee you sssssshed it
You know, when I was standing over there, I said to myself "that is one fine looking pussy.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
You scratch my arse, I'll scratch yours.

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