Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

Ever heard a black snake moan?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Girl I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Girl your like a trophy bass I don't know whether to eat you or mount you!
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!Lion
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Hey girl, are you a beaver?
Hey, baby. Do those stripes go all the way down?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.Polar bear

I bet you a professional sword swallower.Girraffe
I can't stop ruminating about you.
I have got a major horn for you.
I have the necessary "koalafications" to make you happy girl.
I hear black pussy is the best.Panther

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