# Math

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious math for teens and adults.

Absolute zero, still moves me.
• Submitted by: Lily
Are you 1/cosxy? Because you're secxy!
Are you a 45 degree angle, because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
• Submitted by: Panda
Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!
Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lay tangent to your curves.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real?
• Submitted by: Mac Jeff
Baby your ass is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.
• Submitted by: Maybelle
Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.
• Submitted by: Emo-Ray
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.
• Submitted by: John-Paul

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999...but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?
• Submitted by: Brenna
Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
• Submitted by: texa\$
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
• Submitted by: Figrin
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Can i integrate your differentiation because you are too different than me.
• Submitted by: Kellen
Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.
• Submitted by: David05
Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

Do you like math? Because I think you're a sweetie 3.14
Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Four plus four equal to eight, but me plus you equal to fate.
Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.
Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!
• Submitted by: Lorna J.
Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!
• Submitted by: Mindy
Girl, are you √-25, because you can't be real!
• Submitted by: Brizzy
Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.
• Submitted by: scOtt
Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.
• Submitted by: Timothy

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?
• Submitted by: Carlota
Hey girl I'm the answer to all your math and science problems.
• Submitted by: Dusteen
Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.
Hey gurl, what's your sine? I bet it's pi over 2 because you're the 1.
• Submitted by: small guy
Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
• Submitted by: Peter
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
• Submitted by: Hanks
Huygens curves were Cycloids favorite, but my curves are your favorites.
• Submitted by: Jesse G.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I can do your math homework for you...
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
• Submitted by: Scoop
I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
• Submitted by: Morgan
I heard that you are good in Algebra so could you replace my X without asking Y.
• Submitted by: Calamity
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
I hope you know why I want to know the theory and the Union.
• Submitted by: Gypsy

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